Zombieland

Rated R for zombie violence, some gore, language, brief sexuality

Starring Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin

Taking place in a post-apocalyptic America, zombies roam wild and finding normal humans is hard to come by.

We are introduced to college student Columbus, who has managed to survive by following a set of rules that include always wearing a seat built, double shooting a zombie to make sure it's really dead, and staying fit, among many others. He is heading home to Columbus, OH to see if his parents are still alive. On his travels though, his car breaks down, but fortunately, a man by the name of Tallahassee pulls up and the two band together for the journey. While making a stop at a grocery store, the boys meet sister Wichita and Little Rock, who, after a few misunderstandings, join the boys on a journey west in hopes of finding a safe zombie free area rumored to be out that direction, while making a stay at Pacific Playground in L.A. so Little Rock can have one more chance at being a kid again.

Part horror zombie flick, part comedy Zombieland is a fun movie much along the lines of Shaun of the Dead. If you don't mind zombies and like fun comedy action flicks, you'll be sure to love this one!

Epic Movie

if ya like or have seen any of the Scary Movie/ Date Movie franchise, you already know what to expect:

parodies of popular movies with either a raunchy/sexual twist to it, and as many of em as you can get and find some odd way to string em all together.

This one starts out with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and then leads into Chronicles of Narnia.

some highlights:
Jennifer Coolidge as The White Bitch
creepy Willy Wonka getting down to 'Fergalicious'
'Aslo'
Capt. Jack Swallows
Carmen Electra as Mystique from X-Men
Harry Potter, Ron and Hermoine get old

and probably one of the funniest lines in the movie:
The White Bitch: "If you bring the others back, I'll let you come to my White Castle"
Edward (Kal Penn aka "Kumar"): "I have the strangest feeling I've been there before..."

altho i didnt wanna murder myself, like a certain co-worker of mine, I'll admit, i did feel my IQ slip a lil... dont bother wasting your money on it unless you're really really bored, and even then, rethink spending the price of admission on it.