Norbit

Norbit... like I really need to tell you guys to stay away from this one, but considering how it almost sold out a couple times last weekend, apparently I do!

Although I missed the beginning due to filmwork, (big loss!) what I got was that Norbit (Eddie Murphy) was raised in an orphanage with this other girl that he liked, but was too shy to tell her so they just remained friends. Years later he meets Raspusha (the fat lady version of Eddie Murphy) and shes the first girl that shows interest in him, so they get married. Well his childhood friend comes to town with her fiance (Cuba Gooding Jr) and is looking to buy the orphanage and renovate it, however her fiance learns from Raspusha's construction company that it's one of the few propertis in town that can easily get a liquor liscense and that if he helps them steal the property out from under her, they'll make him partner in their 'titty bar.' Norbit accidently gets tricked into having her sign papers for it, thinking they're just normal contract papers, during the time they spend together. Raspusha gets insanely jealous and is sure not to let the 2 of them out of her eye. A silly wedding ensues, which includes condom advice from an ex-pimp (one of the funniest characters in the whole movie). Definately not worth the time nor the money so avoid this one!